RULES
● You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
● Tag three people afterward.
● Leave a message on their page telling them their tagged.


ARE YOU?

1. Perfect?
I am the opposite of that particular word. : B
2. Tall?
I suppose.
3. In your pajamas?
Indeed, for I cannot exist in anything else.
4. Left handed?
No.


LAST:

1. Friend you saw :
None.
2. Talked to on the phone :
None.
3. Person to text you:
None.
4. Was today better than yesterday?
Far from it. D:

FAVORITES:

1. Number:
666.
2. Color(s):
Rainbow colors.
3. Fruit:
Watermelons.
4. Place:
China, for it is the largest manufacturer of watermelons. : B

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now?
I miss watermelons.
2. Are you happy?
Only when I consume watermelons.
3. Are you sad?
Indeed, for I am not enjoying a watermelon at this moment.
4. Are you bored?
Why yes.
6. Are you nervous?
I suppose, considering I have not studied for the midterm.
8. Are you tired?
Of life.


ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name?
That is a secret I cannot tell.
2. Nick names?
Rainbowfish, Kiwi, Darth Candle, Mini Bunny-Chan, DownWithMilk, BleedRainbow
3. Eye color?
Dark brown/black.
4. Zodiac sign?
Libra.
5. Male or female?
Female.
6. Slut?
Only for you.
7. Smart?
Smart rhymes with fart.
8. Hair color?
Black, which resembles my deeply troubled and constantly bleeding soul. [/sarcasm]
9. Long or short?
Penis?
10. Sweats or Jeans?
Jeans. However I seem to own none.
11. Phone or Camera?
Both. : B
12. Drink or Smoke?
Watermelons.
14. Righty or lefty?
The former.


FIRSTS:

1. First best friend?
Watermelons
2. first crush?
Watermelons
3. First pet?
A watermelon
4. First big vacation?
In Watermelonland


CURRENTLY:

1. Eating?
If only I was consuming watermelons.
2. Drinking?
Not milk.
3. I'm about to:
Fap


4. Listening to?
This Piece - The Hurt Process
5. Plans for today?
Death and pain


WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller?
Taller
2. Romantic or spontaneous?
Evil
3. Sensitive or loud?
Deadly
4. Hook-up or relationship?
Secksy secks


HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles?
Perhaps
2. Lost glasses/contacts?
I do not believe so.
3. Ran away from home?
Indeed.
4. Broken someone's heart?
I have eaten hearts before.
5. Been arrested?
No.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles?
No
2. Yourself?
No
3. Heaven?
Hell no
4. Santa Claus?
Pedobear.
4. Love?
If by love you mean hatred.
5. Do you like someone?
Watermelons
6. Do you believe in God?
Watermelons are God
7. Answered the truth on all questions ?
FUCK YOU STUPID QUIZ

Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: Raising my eyelids in order to induce the sensation of vision

Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: Yes

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Not Twilight

Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: Your bed

Q. Do you smile a lot?
A:

Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: Stars wish upon me

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: No.

Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: With your mom

Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: Last week, I believe.

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
A: I hate everything. : B

Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
A: -36437573643743764

Q: What do you hear right now?
A: Remember To Feel Real - Armor For Sleep

Q: Does anything hurt right now?
A: Soon you will be hurt

Q: What's your favorite month ?
A: July

Q: What did you do last night?
A: I fucked your mom